I’m in too deep with liking this guy oh man I let him borrow my ugly Christmas sweater for a party and he was so thankful and I was like stop no it’s just a sweater ahhh you have to stop!!! and he left his hat in my room oh no I’m in too deep guys I don’t know what to do
ANNA IF I DONT MAKE IT OUT OF COLLEGE ALIVE TELL MY FAMILY I LOVE THEM AND TELL CUTE BOYS THEY MAKE YOU HAPPY PLEASE DO THIS I WILL DIE FROM CUTE OVERLOAD SOON BYYEEEEEEE
2014 is so close I can almost taste the Croatoan virus.
*mutual follow likes my post*
I love celebrity encounters. The best was in a hotel in London.
I was in the lobby and saw Lucy Liu. She’s, like, this tall. She looked up at me and saw a tag sticking out the back of my sweater. She reached up, tucked it in, and said, ‘Now you’re perfect.’
I would die on a battlefield for Lucy Liu.” — Canadian novelist Douglas Coupland on dying for Lucy Liu. (via pastryghosts)
how do boys look good without makeup
Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it
Oh no friend. I feel for you. I really do.
*sighs* why must boys be so attractive and why do i have to befriend them WHYYYYY
AGH NO THAT IS A HORRIBLE COMBINATION. Like if he was a cute asshole then it’d be easier because it’s just like “oh you’re cute” but when HE’S RESPECTFUL AND NICE THAT’S WHEN YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.
AHHHH YOU SEE MY PROBLEM THEN. Yeah, I know some guys who are nice but also can be a pain and it’s just like, “okay, gonna pass over you and your misogynistic jokes” but then YOU MEET SOMEONE LIKE THIS BOY WHO IS ADORABLY TALL AND SMART AND KIND TO EVERYONE AND MY HEART IS ACHING FROM HOW CUTE HE IS.
OH NO. CUTE GUYS ARE THE WORST. THEY’RE CUTE AND DISTRACTING.
BETHANY OH NO YOU DON’T EVEN SEE HOW CUTE HE IS AND POLITE AND RESPECTFUL AND DARLING I CAN’T EVEN, OMG SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this one goes out to all them fine hunnies